August 2012
¿Quieres que algo funcione?, no se lo digas a...
jakeenglish:
eytancragg:
jakeenglish:
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
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zillybooradley:
ohfuckitsoprah:
w0bbuffets:
do transformers get car insurance or life insurance
i’m pretty sure you can bundle that at progressive
Anonymous asked: tu fumas marihuana?
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
