May 2012
keepyourcorsetstight:
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
But Depp’s love interest, Helena Bonham Carter, should be played by Johnny Depp.
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Darren Criss singing Katy Perry’s “Teenage...
“—No estoy enojada. ¿Sabes? No deseo tampoco serte indiferente, pero estoy rara,...”
– Palabras al viento (via emperatrizdelaamericadelsur)
“Soy realista porque me niego a dejar fuera de la realidad hasta la última migaja...”
– Julio Cortázar (via urquiamaru)
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Mom: *calls my name* Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest* Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I’m sitting. Me:
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majss:
hey will you remember me in a day
yeah
will you remember me in a week
yeah
will you remember me in a month
yeah
knock knock
who’s there
i thought you said you’d remember me
“you’ll be working in groups”
– satan (via hiddlebumz)
