precumming:

*spanks u goodnight*

(via bullshitartist)

"Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a bad ass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you."

Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via ohheygrace)

(Source: morganmarguerite, via qui-se-soucie)

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

(via bullshitartist)

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

(via lepetiteandrea)

"I might flinch the first time you try to touch me-
this doesn’t mean I don’t like you
all it means is that there was one before you who
was not nearly as gentle as you are
and so we must take our time now
we must take our time"

Fortesa Latifi - To Whoever Is Next (via madgirlf)

sarcasmispurple:

eternal-scandal:

sarah-the-artiste:

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

 (via Saffythegeek)

OH MY GOD

omg

Gfhjihygf

(Source: exeters)

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via chinesefoodandwarcraft)

""Soy", del verbo "contigo"."

tricksterity:

 

bless u spideybutt

(via kikyszaritza)

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

rinface:

sammylumpkins:

I love them. 

HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O

(via kikyszaritza)

notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

(via kikyszaritza)

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